About
Here, you can write a brief introduction to your page. This engages your visitors and answers questions they may have about you.
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Who spends nearly two hours trying to write an “About Me” summary that is the perfect blend of witty and professional? I do. What can I say, I've always thought outside the text box.
Unfortunately, I still haven’t figured out what to say, so I decided answer the Proust Questionnaire. That should tell you everything you need to know.
What is your idea of perfect happiness? Unlimited cheese
What is your greatest fear? Moths
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? How much I overthink things
What is the trait you most deplore in others? Hyperbole
Which living person do you most admire? Jacinda Ardern
What is your greatest extravagance? Again, cheese
What is your current state of mind? New York
What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Patience
What do you most dislike about your appearance? I could do without the zit on my nose
Which living person do you most despise? Dolores Umbridge
What is the quality you most like in a man? Loyalty
What is the quality you most like in a woman? Confidence
Which words or phrases do you most overuse? “I just wanted to touch base…”
What or who is the greatest love of your life? James (my husband) and Wes (my cat)
When and where were you happiest? At the movies on chilly winter evening, on a boat during sunset, or in the sky traveling somewhere new
Which talent would you most like to have? I’d like to be able to run without having an asthma attack
What do you consider your greatest achievement? Becoming a vegetarian
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? A unicorn
Where would you most like to live? London
What is your most treasured possession? My blue blanket and my grandmother’s class ring
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? LaGuardia Airport
What is your favorite occupation? Cheese buyer
What is your most marked characteristic? I’m passionate
What do you most value in your friends? Kindness
Who are your favorite writers? John Williams, Kate Chopin, J.K. Rowling, Jane Austen, Celeste Ng, F. Scott Fitzgerald
Who is your hero of fiction? Peggy Olson
Who are your heroes in real life? My mom and my twin brothers
What is it that you most dislike? The middle seat on airplanes
What is your greatest regret? Studying Latin
What is your motto? TBD